I have decided it is impossible to park where I live. I should rent my car out while I live in NYC…
last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again
nothing to lose. :))
Let’s hopeWhy not? :)
*crossing fingers*
pretty much^^^^
i got nothing to lose. (:
Last time i did this my wish came true.
Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss
im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…
it came true last time…so why not
<3
hoping and praying…
Why not.
lets see.
my wish came true……………..this is creepy
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This is how I feel when I see people using one leg on the squat machine with weights that I need two legs for.
Blood stains are still visible on the sidewalk at the corner of Flower Street and Palm Drive, where a Bakersfield man struggled with as many as nine officers and later died this week.
Everyone with a smartphone needs an app that automatically uploads videos onto some account like google+ or youtube. One day you might come across some asshat cops and record them being asshats and you’ll have evidence on your phone which they will try to demand and take from you.
lol. This reminds me of Bill Burr’s joke “african-american shirt”
(Source: theragingbearjew, via dreamstuff)
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
fashion
Can someone photoshop the orc with a pink A&F polo?
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What if she drops the fucking barrow and all the puppies fall over. That ain’t safe.
(Source: niknak79, via ohlookitstonia)
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOPE
NOT RISKING IT
this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me
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This corgi is so fat I can’t even. I think I’m going to die from how adorable it is
